4 posts tagged “winstons”
Superbad's Jonah Hill was spotted being a total pimp at Winston's on Saturday night. Girls were lining up to ask him about his weiner. Dressed in a flannel, t-shirt, glasses, and jeans, the funny fat guy strolled the bar macking, kissing chicks, dancing, and relishing in the fact that being funny and famous will get you mad poon.
I dare you to find a worse show on TV than The Hills. It is goddamn mind-numbingly addictive. Once you start watching, you can't help but run into the office the next day, find the first 22 year old you see, strap her to the water cooler by her skinny jeans and discuss the previous night's episode. Hills protagonist, Lauren Conrad was spotted at Winstons this past week. Source reports that she looked prettier in person, was drinking -but not going crazy, and that nobody seemed to care that she was there. Eh.
A visibly wasted La Lohan was seen flitting around Winstons on Monday night. Source claims she kissed three different guys on the lips, one of whom "had long hair and was gross." Lohan joined a huge entourage at a table that included the likes of former space cadet hopeful, Lance Bass.
Paris: "Hey."
Kimberly: "Hey."
Paris: "I like your new extensions."
Kimberly: "Thanks."
Paris": I like your shirt."
Kimberly: "Thanks."
Paris: "I mean, it's the same shirt I'm wearing."
Kimberly: "Oh. Yeah."
Paris: "But mine is shinier."
Kimberly: "Oh. Yeah."
Paris: "Your friends look lame. Bye."
Apparent conversation had by Paris Hilton and waste of space Kimberly Stewart when Paris ran into her childhood friend at Winstons last night.
Also at the bar: Taye Diggs
