4 posts tagged “whole foods”
Anyway, he was spotted at the Whole Foods at Fairfax and Santa Monica earlier this week. Seriously, if you're visiting LA and absolutely NEED to see a celeb to complete your trip, I suggest hanging out in their produce department for part of an afternoon. You might end up walking away with some overpriced tea that makes you poop and a bag of organic wasabi peas, but you'll probably get a Snacker or two out of it.
Anyhow, my source reports that Reynolds came in dressed casually in a t-shirt and jeans, wearing sunglasses, and wait for it...carrying a motorcycle helmet. Swooon! He wandered the prepared foods section totally unnoticed.
I am no fan of this fool or his fetus-faced father. Being an athlete (sorry, tri-athelete - def: an athlete who will try anything like Samantha in SATC?) in the 70s does not make you or your offspring entitled to being the biggest douchebags in Los Angeles.
Anyhow, said offspring, Brody Jenner, decked out in sunglasses and a hoodie pulled over his perm, strutted into the West Hollywood Whole Foods recently. He was with a group of friends and some girl. Brody kept his douchey disguise on while in the store and kept grabbing on his girl and full on making out with her in the middle of the overpriced organic veggies. Tried as he might, nobody noticed them. 'Cept me. And I nearly ran up to them and took a picture just cause they were practically begging for one.
Lily Tomlin was spotted by a source at Whole Foods recently. She was harassing the vitamin people, trying to get them to get her, 'the perfect vitamin.' Tomlin was in sunglasses and looked normal, but reeked of a dash of crazy.
And well, just because, here is a link to the most amazing internet video to come out in the last few years.
If you have a small appetite and want to throw $15 out the window, then Whole Foods by the Grove is the place to go for lunch. But not all was lost in my soy-chicken-salad-bread-pudding meal. I got some Snacks out of it.
Audrina Partridge, sans camera crew, sans fucktard boyfriend, sans heavy makeup was at the sandwich take out line. In cheap jeans. Gurlllll, lemme tell you. Actually, no. Not much else to tell. Would it be weird to say she doesn't look as dumb in person?
Also spotted walking in to the lunch hour madness of overpriced food was old haggered meth face, Andy Dick. With some young assistant looking type - who had trouble finding the car in the parking lot afterwards.
In keeping with the theme, the picture on the right came up when I googled Audrina.
