8 posts tagged “the grove”
Dear Chelsea's hair,
You look awesome. I remember when you were product-free and awkward (circa mid-90s) and basically a walking ball of fuzz. I have to compliment you on the ways you've learned to control yourself. One time during the mid-90s, someone said I looked like you. I wanted to punch them in the mouth. But now, if someone said that to me, well, I would think it was okay.
Chelsea Clinton was in LA over the weekend campaigning for her mom. She started her Saturday morning off at The Abbey, brunching with undecided voters, then headed over to the Grove. Unlike most celebs who coily slip by alongside the masses, Chelsea was totally mobbed.
Happy New Year! May 2008 shine with celebrities getting their fuck ups on in plain sight of all my devoted sources.
The new year begins with a fresh sighting at The Grove. New Year's Day, early in the morning. Andy Richter and what appeared to be his son, strolled the practically empty Grove in matching red hoodies. My source Chuck, had this interesting fact to report on Andy: he looks fat on TV, but in fact, he's just tall as fuck.
Fuck it. Nia Vardalos, of I'm a quirky Greek fame was at The Grove on Christmas Eve day. Yours truly spotted her waiting in a line filled with tourists to see Santa. Someone's relatives in line in front of Vardalos decided the actress looked very approachable and decided to prod her with personal questions. Vardalos looked like she wanted to die. Or for Santa's house to fall on the curious tourists.
Then later that night, celebrating a long standing Jewish tradition, Bruce Vilanch, of Celebrity Fit Club 'fame,' hit up Genghis Cohen's Chinese restaurant for a Christmas Eve dinner. Nothing exciting to report on this sighting except that the muppet mop on top of his head is not a wig, but in fact his real hair.
While most of Southern California was on fire yesterday, Kanye West hit up the Cheesecake Factory at The Grove. Source had very few details to report except that Kanye seemed like a nice guy. Too bad HornyMom77 wasn't the source. She would have sat on his lap and shared a Pina Colada with him. And had the picture to prove it.
Some people have a busted grill. This fool has an entire busted face. Nothing is necessarily broken or out of place, but when you see it in person, the face just looks like an orange busted mess.
Bonaduce has been spotted by multiple sources numerous times around town. He is crazy, but boring, so I usually don't put up all the times he's been seen. But today is a big day for this gerbil-faced douche, for yesterday, he knocked out the tooth of one Johnny Fairplay. And like the internets can't stop talking about it. And now neither can the Snackmaster. I just took an extended lunch over at The Farmer's Market and saw a disgruntled looking Bonaduce chattering away on a cell phone. The face looked busted. The body looked ripped. And that's about it. You're boring. Go away!
This fool was at The Grove last night. Sans any kind of small poodle or BFF Jessica Simpson. Seriously, Ken Paves (pronounced PAH-VEZ) I'm sure the boys back in Buttfuck, Ohio are all kicking themselves for beating the shit out of you in high school. If they only knew then how cool you would have turned out, they would have lined up to go to the prom with you instead of flushing your head in a toilet.
It's been a super slow week here at Snacker HQ. Did the celebs go on spring break? Are they doing the Seder thing back east with their families? Leslie Jordan, aka Beverley Leslie from "Will & Grace" was spotted dining out at The Cheesecake Factory at The Grove, alone, last night. No word on whether the pint-sized thespian was eating anything leavened.
Security guards shut down what could have been the world's largest instant pillow fight over the weekend. An anonymous tip let Grove CIA Agents know about an attempt to get thousands of people into The Grove, pillows in hand, with the intention of beating each other over the head in what is commonly known as a Pillow Fight. The Grove is a frequent celeb hot spot (see postings below). Nicky Hilton could have taken one in the face. That would have been delicious.
