4 posts tagged “shrimp”
I'm not sure what the street cred rating is on Pete Wentz these days. Can you father a child with a pop tart and still be, you know, emo?
Anyhow, I spotted the Godfather of Guyliner while strolling the halls of the E! building yesterday afternoon with my pal, The Answer Bitch. Wentz was with a small entourage of eager publicist types and handlers (see: insecure, bitchy, zaftig girls who just moved out of their state school's sorority house and are trying to make it in the big city - with the help of daddy's credit card). Yes, that's a sweeping (but accurate) generalization.
The little rock star was wearing tight red skinny jeans, a hoodie, and topped it off with the requisite indoor sunglasses. Perhaps he was hiding blurry, puffy eyes from getting all EMOtional at MJ's memorial? Maybe not, as all 5'1 of him seemed to be a genuinely cheerful guy.
Anyhow, I spotted the Godfather of Guyliner while strolling the halls of the E! building yesterday afternoon with my pal, The Answer Bitch. Wentz was with a small entourage of eager publicist types and handlers (see: insecure, bitchy, zaftig girls who just moved out of their state school's sorority house and are trying to make it in the big city - with the help of daddy's credit card). Yes, that's a sweeping (but accurate) generalization.
The little rock star was wearing tight red skinny jeans, a hoodie, and topped it off with the requisite indoor sunglasses. Perhaps he was hiding blurry, puffy eyes from getting all EMOtional at MJ's memorial? Maybe not, as all 5'1 of him seemed to be a genuinely cheerful guy.
Christina Ricci was dining at Bossa Nova on Sunset on Tuesday night. At her table was a tall man who appeared to be her date for the evening. The man was non-descript, but tall. Christina who was blond, was dressed very casually in Converse, jeans, and a shirt and looked incredibly small.
My girls and I sat at the table next to Ricci's and discussed our adoration for her and whether or not she'd be cool to kick it with, bff style, or if she'd be a cunt. The result was a toss-up. Half the table took Vincent Gallo's side, and the other ga-ga'd about how fun it would be to sit around drinking lattes with Christina and talking about who was crazier on the set of Mermaids, Cher or Winona.
My girls and I sat at the table next to Ricci's and discussed our adoration for her and whether or not she'd be cool to kick it with, bff style, or if she'd be a cunt. The result was a toss-up. Half the table took Vincent Gallo's side, and the other ga-ga'd about how fun it would be to sit around drinking lattes with Christina and talking about who was crazier on the set of Mermaids, Cher or Winona.
Wait, who went six days without posting? I apologize. I went to the east coast, then came back and have been preoccupied with being warm, and watching Tina Fey rant on 'bitch being the new black', and I still haven't seen last week's episode of Lost.
Last Wednesday night I spotted Pete Wentz strolling through LAX. Sans bandmates. Sans Ashlee Simpson. Just Pete and some man. Walking to their flight. Seriously, Wentz is like an emo shrimp. He belongs on the buffet line next to the tartar sauce at Soup Plantation.
Then upon landing at JFK at 8am all spun out, who is there to greet me but Jack Donaghy himself, Alec Baldwin. Dressed in a long coat, sunglasses, and carrying a briefcase, Baldwin looked more like Jack Donaghy after a bender than an actual Baldwin. He was by himself and looked kind of lost. He was also kinda chubs.
Last Wednesday night I spotted Pete Wentz strolling through LAX. Sans bandmates. Sans Ashlee Simpson. Just Pete and some man. Walking to their flight. Seriously, Wentz is like an emo shrimp. He belongs on the buffet line next to the tartar sauce at Soup Plantation.
Then upon landing at JFK at 8am all spun out, who is there to greet me but Jack Donaghy himself, Alec Baldwin. Dressed in a long coat, sunglasses, and carrying a briefcase, Baldwin looked more like Jack Donaghy after a bender than an actual Baldwin. He was by himself and looked kind of lost. He was also kinda chubs.
Got some insider info from Saturday's 10th Annual Lili Claire Foundation Benefit. So Paula Abdul was in attendance giving an award to Randy Jackson and she apparently was a goddamn trainwreck. Sources saw Ms. Abdul in the green room which was filled with water, chocolate, soda, and wine. Allegedly the, "I've never been drunk before" washed up 80s pop tart went right for the wine. Sources also reported that she was the size of a shrimp even in five inch heals, not as ugly as you would think, and apparently very, very sedated seeming.
