6 posts tagged “jonah hill”
Jonah Hill. Again! Being a pussy magnet. Again! Why do I even bother posting? He's so predictable. The chubby thesp was spotted leaving Bar Lubitsch over the weekend. Source described him as looking short, fat, and furry and had girls hanging off of him like appendages.
Anyhow, Jonah Hill was spotted once again. At Town and Country in Silverlake. Thursday afternoon. Does he keep getting spotted around town because he is big and sticks out? Like how red cars get the most amount of tickets, cause they are the most visible?
Happy Hannukah! It's day three of the yummiest Jewish holiday and in honor of that, I will be blogging exclusively about J-peeps for the rest of the day.
It was just reported to me that Sacha Baron Cohen and 'the fat one from Superbad', Jonah Hill were spotted dining together at the douchey M Cafe on Melrose. Are they friends? Were they comparing latke recipes? Talking about an upcoming comedic project that will further wipe the Will Ferrell/Ben Stiller frat pack off the comic map and officially decree their crew has beens. Who knows? I can say with 99% confidence that after eating lettuce wraps and tempeh rolls at M Cafe, that Jonah Hill got in his car and fingered the nearest Fatburger in his iPhone.
Jonah Hill makes his second appearance on the Snacker and again, he was surrounded by a posse of hot chicks. The lovable fat guy (bordering on douchebag fat guy) was parading down Abbot Kinney Blvd. during the Abbot Kinney Festival in Venice this past Sunday. Decked in a Stakes is High De La Soul tee with a cigarette in hand, Jonah looked fat and smug. Watch it buddy.
Superbad's Jonah Hill was spotted being a total pimp at Winston's on Saturday night. Girls were lining up to ask him about his weiner. Dressed in a flannel, t-shirt, glasses, and jeans, the funny fat guy strolled the bar macking, kissing chicks, dancing, and relishing in the fact that being funny and famous will get you mad poon.
Michael Cera and Jonah Hill, better known as George Michael Bluth and the 'ask me about my wiener' kid from Accepted recently took in a little comedy show at Largo. The two co-stars of the upcoming Seth Rogen comedy Superbad were seated at a table with two other friends watching Patton Oswalt and Brian Posehn. And laughing.
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