4 posts tagged “jeremy piven”
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Jeremy Piven, the Piv, the Pivert, the PCU funkmaster, was spotted at the Best Buy in WeHo on Friday afternoon. Pivster was cruising the CD section like it was 1999. Seriously, the last CD I bought was in 1983. It's called the internets, Piven. Get on thems.
Source had few details about Mr. Piv - only that he was by himself and that his head was fully covered with hair.
A Snacker source recently spotted Jeremy Piven, that old dude from PCU, in a Russian bath house in West Hollywood. No need for a Perez Hilton-esque GAY! GAY! GAY! headline here, the Piv was with a chick. Some hot blond thing. Source gave the following report on Piven's physique and demeanor:
Body: flabby
Sandals: not his own, on loan from spa.
Hair: oddly holding firm. Hmmm?
Disposition: really bored. "So over blistering steam rooms."
David Duchovny was spotted at Bui Sushi in Malibu on Saturday night. Duchovny was in a bandana and eating with a male friend. At one point, he walked by source and source melted into a puddle on the goddamn floor.
Also eating at the restaurant with a young, vacant looking, large breasted blond was the Pivert. Of course that's who Piven eats with.
