5 posts tagged “calabasas”
According to my mom, Jada is not only a shrimp, but a size zero. Also, mom thinks JPS may have been trying to hide since she was underneath an enormous hat. Somehow, the woman restrained herself from marching up to this total stranger and telling her that she is so beautiful and should really be showing her face.
Mom then went on to inquire about what I had for dinner last night and if I had talked to my sister today and oh, she may or may not have seen Miley Cyrus come out of her own movie at The Commons theater the night before.
My mom, a regular source, spotted Nick Lachey at the gas station in Calabasas yesterday. After a five minute phone conversation in which she proclaimed to have never heard the word "blog" she got to telling me in a 'oh, by the way' manner that she saw 'that guy whose brother was on Dancing With the Stars' at the gas station. Even she had no love for Nick. I got no details on what he was wearing or what kind of car he was pumping gas into since my mom thought that his status was so low that he was not Snacker worthy. I obvs disagree.
My mom saw this rich monkey driving around Calabasas yesterday - in a convertible Bentley. To all the kids out there failing Math 9 - let this guy be your inspiration. You too could make it big one day, even if you're pretty dumb.
I love when sources get their Snackers all mixed up. And when I say sources, it's usually my mom. This report originally came back to me as a Laura Dern spotting. I called foul as soon as I heard the twatty details. I sent my source to the internets and she eventually came up with the right Snack name.
So Lauren Holly (of the I was once married to Jim Carrey and I was in a movie or two at some point) her kids, and her husband were all out grocery shopping at the Ralphs in Calabasas recently. Lauren spent the entire time chatting away loudly on her celly while piling the shopping cart with loads of sugary snacks. The family checked out and went on their sugary way but once they were gone, the checker gave my mom source, an earful. She told her that Lauren comes in all the time and is nothing short of a raging bitch. I knew that wasn't Laura Dern and Ben Harper. Shoot.
This one was spotted by the Snackmaster's mom. And she hates when I swear on here (think about the fucking kids!), so I'll keep this one clean and also refrain from calling anyone or anything douchey. Brad Garrett was spotted leaving King's fish restaurant in Calabasas. He looked freshly tanned and although the sun had set, he was wearing dark glasses. What a dou..nevermind. Also, he was clasped onto the hand of a small child making Garrett look even more enormous than he already is. Mom thinks he looked like a nice man.
