Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne Seek High Brow Action at The Commons
It's been a while since a Snacker has come in from my mom. She's called to report a few sightings - that she saw so and so at Starbucks chewing gum like a cow only to finish the conversation with, "But I couldn't remember his name. He's, you know, that guy. From the show. With the girl."
Mom however redeemed herself with a spotting of Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne at a Sunday night viewing of Bruno at The Commons. Mom reports that Ozzy sat perched on the edge of his seat, staring intently at the screen while hundreds of dick jokes seemed to fly right over his creaky old head. Sharon, on the other hand, was laughing hysterically and occasionally leaned over to explain to Ozzy what he just missed. True love, y'all.
After the movie ended, the Princess and Prince of Fucking Darkness stumbled out into suburbia where Ozzy quickly replaced his eye glasses with his requisite sunglasses.
Mom however redeemed herself with a spotting of Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne at a Sunday night viewing of Bruno at The Commons. Mom reports that Ozzy sat perched on the edge of his seat, staring intently at the screen while hundreds of dick jokes seemed to fly right over his creaky old head. Sharon, on the other hand, was laughing hysterically and occasionally leaned over to explain to Ozzy what he just missed. True love, y'all.
After the movie ended, the Princess and Prince of Fucking Darkness stumbled out into suburbia where Ozzy quickly replaced his eye glasses with his requisite sunglasses.
