Also browsing for organic delights that day was Jason Bateman. Seriously, I love that man. So funny. So charming. So hot.
Valley Boy described Bateman as dressing, "celebrity sloppy with baggy jeans, t-shirt and the gangster-like black LA Dodgers cap." He was later seen bouncing to a local bluegrass trio with his daughter. Again, does it get any more adorable than that?
A source spotted Shannen Doherty driving in a small SUV along Hillhurst, near Franklin (east side cred, y'all) on Saturday. She was described as having 'morning puffy-face,' except that it was one in the afternoon.
I miss this crazy bitch. Somebody please give her unlimited access to booze and a reality show.
See, that wasn't so bad, was it? He's still a fucktard.
Last Wednesday night I spotted Pete Wentz strolling through LAX. Sans bandmates. Sans Ashlee Simpson. Just Pete and some man. Walking to their flight. Seriously, Wentz is like an emo shrimp. He belongs on the buffet line next to the tartar sauce at Soup Plantation.
Then upon landing at JFK at 8am all spun out, who is there to greet me but Jack Donaghy himself, Alec Baldwin. Dressed in a long coat, sunglasses, and carrying a briefcase, Baldwin looked more like Jack Donaghy after a bender than an actual Baldwin. He was by himself and looked kind of lost. He was also kinda chubs.
Jonah Hill. Again! Being a pussy magnet. Again! Why do I even bother posting? He's so predictable. The chubby thesp was spotted leaving Bar Lubitsch over the weekend. Source described him as looking short, fat, and furry and had girls hanging off of him like appendages.
Saturday night was a mish mosh of Snacker Soup. The night started off with some D-listers and eventually bubbled up to a solid A-. First up, Terroni - the new carb mecca on Beverly. Dining at separate tables were the following "celebs": French Stewart, William Fichtner (the consummate creepy guy from Prison Break and Go) and the plat du jour, Catherine O'Hara. I don't care about those other two, and I doubt you do either, but O'Hara looked awesome. Young and fresh and not at all plastic.
Later on that evening, Allison Janney, of newly acquired Juno street cred, was spotted out and about at Hyde. I know, right?
Unfortunately this post is sadly only about Joel Madden sipping on some coffee at The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf in Toluca Lake recently. He finished his coffee, then drove away in an Escalade. Yawn.
But anyway, that is neither here nor there. My source, Dr. K, spotted Ms. Lewis at the Studio City Ralphs this past Friday night. JL was decked out in red stiletto boots over black skinny jeans with a red hoodie pulled over her head. Quite the ensemble for grocery shopping in the Valley. Dr. K overheard Lewis talking to some guy about not having a myspace page while wandering around the laundry detergent aisle looking confused.
In the fashionable lands of Silverlake and Los Feliz and some would even argue, Echo Park, baby has indeed become the new black - an accessory must have for the 2008 collection.
Hipsters and their bebehs gathered at UCLA recently for the Dan Zanes concert (the only non-suck children's musician out there right now) and amongst them was Rainn Wilson, his wife Holiday and their little kid, Walter.
Rainn was at the front of a long line of fashionista parents trying to soothe their wailing kids with tempeh clusters and organic blueberries. At one point, my source asked Wilson where the will call was, and when Rainn helped him find it, my source proclaimed him "the nicest guy ever."
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